Item: This may or may not be a picture of my half sister who shall go nameless in order not to sabotage her google results. If she isn't my half sister then this is just another photo of a beautiful woman. If she is my half sister then "STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT HER RIGHT THIS MINUTE! I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU DISEASED PERVERTED LITTLE VOYEURS! I'M DRINKING THE TIGER BLOOD AND AM SHOOTING UP ON SHEEN AND YOU WILL KNOW DEATH AS MY PSYCHIC HAND SPRINGS OUT FROM THE SCREEN AND SMITES THEE! Possibly...
March 9
Poetry break: ITEM: Here's a poetry break. I'm usually not into this kind of pagan poetry thing but check out Todd Jackson's poetry: Interrogation in Ice and Silver.
Feb. 11
Alice in
Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Comedy brought to you by
PornHub
Jan 8, 2011
ITEM: Today is number 13 day. For House and Tron fans only.
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Jan 1, 2011
ITEM: I'm still alive. So far so good. Immortality is just 20 years away or so I've heard. New Year's resolution: More porn updates.
Nov. 27
Sorry about the long delay.
Dec. 23
Dec 8
Dec 3
All these photos come from here.
Nov. 27
Sorry about the long delay.
For Commentary go Here Archive Page Recent Archives
Nov. 27
Sorry about the long delay.
Girl at the airport that I would like to frisk.
I also may have a fetish for women martial artists:
Ooooh Pin me. Yet I would appreciate it if you would not use your brazilian ju jitsu skills to break all of my limbs. However, for all you violent and dangerous and mean spirited lady fighters in the Greater Tri State Pittsburgh area may I suggest myself as a training partner? You never know when a lady in the 115 to 135 pound weight class may find herself in the Octagon with a 280 pound black man. I think this training would be realistic. I could get on "top", or "bottom". We could work the half guard, full guard, both of us slathered with baby oil. Sounds fair.
Oct 23
From Sexoteric
This is what Christine O Donnell is fighting against. Well, that and sites like this one. Orwell's Anti Sex league is back. From Sex in Art.
From Sex in Art again.
Sept. 16
And for something completely different: Non porn!
Sept 18
From Sexoteric
This is what Christine O Donnell is fighting against. Well, that and sites like this one. Orwell's Anti Sex league is back. From Sex in Art.
From Sex in Art again.
Sept. 16
Luckily, since Craigslist's adult classifieds have been taken down you can't find transparently open prostitution (possibly) on the Internets. Unless you look for it. I guess child slavery advocates don't read city weeklies. Well played Chris Potter, well played. Look, it's not about child slavery. People simply don't like consenting adults doing stuff they don't like. Puritanical, really.
Here's an ad, uncensored, from the City Paper.
Here's a nice faceless lady. She certainly wouldn't do something like offer herself for consensual sex:
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Sept. 6
The Church of Elena Dementieva's Thighs--the one true religion I might self righteously add--has been upended by Samantha Stosur, or the woman who heads Cult of the Aussie Lady with Ripped Upper Torso. It is a heretical cult of witches I would think.
And lo, it has been privately revealed to me: Elena's serve must become even stronger and she needs to develop her serve and volley technique. However, I think Elena's window closes in several years. I can't figure out why she doesn't excel on clay. Amen.
August 30
Here's a special US Open feature. As people may know I thought there should be a church that worshipped Elena Dementieva's thighs.
I started this church and called it: The Church of Elena Dementieva's thighs. I believe that it's a non profit. Just for the record, I think Elena is the greatest female player to not have have won a grand slam and I really think if she's going to win this would be a good time since Serena is out with an injury. Amen.
I must point out that I'm no heretic. I'm not at all tempted by other churches that may or may not involve the thighs of other professional lady tennis players. Such as this person:
I don't think her shoulder will allow her to win slams.
And certainly not this person. Twould be a mortal sin.
And I don't even like Danielle Hantuchova. She has round of 16 talent and that's it....
Stop looking at me temptress of Satan...!
STOP...!
Jessica Centers is not credible!
Jessica Glynn Centers is not credible!
August 20
Jessica Centers is not credible!
Jessica Glynn Centers is not credible!
Jessica Centers is not credible!
Jessica Glynn Centers is not credible!
Jessica Centers is not credible!
Jessica Glynn Centers is not credible!
May 31st
On a UnRelated Note: I see that Jenn Jannon, Karen Nussbaum and Working America have failed to meet the challenge. How predictable.
May 17
Well I, for one, like the Craigslist adult classifieds. And if I had the money to buy sex from Jennifer I probably would. But I'm sure I wouldn't because its against the law or something.
Jennifer - w4m - 24 (pittsburgh)
All of the above women write or edit science fiction. Hey, they're hot to me....
May 10
Incredible photo art by a guy named Thomas Allen.
ITEM: I try to get out, but they just keep pulling me back in...! Plus this section still makes money even after not updating it for more than a year. The randy and morally depraved public has spoken. I will try to update this site at least twice a week.
Here's some high class porn:
Jessica Centers is not credible!
Jessica Glynn Centers is not credible!
Jessica Centers is not credible!
Jessica Glynn Centers is not credible!
Jessica Centers is not credible!
Jessica Glynn Centers is not credible!
May 31st
On a UnRelated Note: I see that Jenn Jannon, Karen Nussbaum and Working America have failed to meet the challenge. How predictable.
May 17
Well I, for one, like the Craigslist adult classifieds. And if I had the money to buy sex from Jennifer I probably would. But I'm sure I wouldn't because its against the law or something.
Jennifer - w4m - 24 (pittsburgh)
All of the above women write or edit science fiction. Hey, they're hot to me....
May 10
Incredible photo art by a guy named Thomas Allen.
More late Jose.
And a full length Ginger Lynn movie. Get it while it hasn't been pulled. Not that porn sites ever pull anything...
May 5
April 23
ITEM: Seminal science fiction writer J G Ballard passed away. I really didn't read a lot of his work but I was impressed with what little I did. He also left behind a bunch of sexy science fiction covers. You can find eulogies, remembrances and praises here, here and here.
April 11
And some old fashioned porn.
April 2
And the guy who drew this looks like an accountant.
March 25
Sorry about the long delay. My video channels take up all my time these days. I'll try to post at least weekly and then several times a week.
ITEM: Jose Gonzalez died several days ago. He was one of those incredible artists who did those Warren books in the 70s and then early 80s. That group included Esteban Maroto and Alex Nino and many others. Wasn't a bad artist in the bunch but the writing could have been better.
And some old fashioned porn with narrative. And production values.
On Hiatus Until November! Need To Recharge My Porn Batteries! Or I'm getting older and my sex drive is declining...no Horrible Thought!
Special Family Values Republican Vice Presidential Pick Edition
And possible nude photo below. Can the sex tape be far behind? A VPILF no doubt. But is she in fact
a grandmother? Read all about it.
Special Olympics Edition
I am often asked if the Olympic village - the vast restaurant and housing conglomeration that hosts the world's top athletes for the duration of the Games - is the sex-fest it is cracked up to be. My answer is always the same: too right it is. I played my first Games in Barcelona in 1992 and got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point. That is to say twice, which may not sound a lot, but for a 21-year-old undergraduate with crooked teeth, it was a minor miracle.
Barcelona was, for many of us Olympic virgins, as much about sex as it was about sport. There were the gorgeous hostesses - there to assist the athletes - in their bright yellow shirts and black skirts; there were the indigenous lovelies who came to watch the competitions. And then there were the female athletes - literally thousands of them - strutting, shimmying, sashaying and jogging around the village, clad in Lycra and exposing yard upon yard of shiny, toned, rippling and unimaginably exotic flesh. Women from all the countries of the world: muscular, virile, athletic and oozing oestrogen. I spent so much time in a state of lust that I could have passed out. Indeed, for all I knew I did pass out - in a place like that how was one to tell the difference between dreamland and reality?
It was not just the guys. The women, too, seemed in thrall to their hormones, throwing around daring glances and dynamite smiles like confetti. No meal or coffee break was complete without a breathless conversation with a lithe long jumper from Cuba or an Amazonian badminton player from Sweden, the mutual longing so evident it was almost comical. It was an effort of will to keep everything in check until competition had finished. But, once we were eliminated from our respective competitions, we lunged at each other like suicidal fencers. There may have been a fair amount of gay sex going on, too - but given the notorious homophobia in sport it was rather more covert.
Oh Lo Lo Jones. She lost in the finals but who cares. I think she would feel better if she would let me lick her thighs for about an hour or two.
And what is she? She's some kinda Soledad
O'Brien mixed breed. Gorgeous.
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Full length German porn film.
How I spent my weekend. What's appropriate talk here? "Yeah, glad Garnett got his ring and ohmigod are they doin' what I think they're doin'? And is somebody photographing me watching what I think they're doin'?"
The verdict is in: Not enough hair.
Note to Atrios: the
kewl kids
aren't creating old fashioned MP3 lists.
They're creating their own television channels. I told you I'd have my vengeance
Reginald Hudlin. Newest version of the Anti Bet on J/Anti Tony Mowad jazz
channel. Actually, it's more than just acid jazz. There's straight ahead and a
few rock tunes thrown in for good measure. Plus toons and politics. This is set
on random play so every time you refresh the 80 230
350 502 1060 2100 or so vids
appear in a different order. You shall rue the day that you crossed me
Reginald Hudlin. And Goddamn you
Reginald Hudlin. Goddamn
you and
BET on J to Hell. UPDATE:
WIDESCREEN VERSION HERE.
Also, this channel has a tendency to jam or "hang". Go to the upper left corner
and just click on another tune.
And: Battlestar Babes. Above and Below.
And a request from Maria at 2 Political Junkies:
And: she fights crime.
